It’s way past time to congratulate the baby Jesus on the anniversary of his birth.
President Donald Trump has failed at many endeavors: casinos, airlines, universities, steaks, wine, vodka, board games, two marriages, armed forces physicals, White House Communications Department staffing, convincing foreign countries to build boundary structures.
Many readers have protested this column’s tiresome history of taking cheap shots at the expense of our 45th President.
We now offer up a few choice words concerning the continuing investigation being conducted by Special Counsel Robert Mueller, and those words are: Happy Birthday, baby!
Robert Mueller has many questions for the president.
The followers of Donald Trump are many things.
And once again the crowd goes wild with a bad case of March Madness.
Do not be deceived into thinking that reclaiming the U.S. House of Representatives in November is a fast- break, slam-dunk because if anybody could blow a lead this late in the game, it’s you, Democrats.
President Donald Trump tossed out some wacky nonsense about arming teachers, which encouraged the press and public to go nuts debating this ludicrous suggestion, totally ignoring commonsense remedies like banning civilians from purchasing weapons whose sole function is to kill the most people in the shortest time possible.
We all know what “cherry picking” is — sifting through available evidence to pluck out the bits and pieces that support one particular narrative while ignoring everything that reinforces the contrary.
These last 12 months have slogged by like cold molasses, riddled with bat guano and dripping through a tightly woven bamboo sieve.
They’re partying at the Cracker Barrel. Wings are flying out of Hooters.
Most presidents try to avoid controversy by painstakingly parsing their words like a fifth-grader conserving an allowance at the county fair.
Time to dig a bomb shelter. Stockpile some Kool- Aid. Nibble some Tootsie Rolls while catching a double feature at the drive-in.
And now, a few choice words about Donald Trump… Junior.
Last November, you real and true Americans chose a New York City real estate developer as our 45th President because ...
I need to stop and thank all the nice folk who’ve been kind enough to take time from their busy schedules to provide this column with some constructive criticism.