Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood and entertains groups and organizations around the country. E-mail him at Argus@ArgusHamilton.com.

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Hamilton: Trump doll offers Barbie hush money

Fox News did a story on a new hot-selling stuffed doll called Trumpy Bear for children which wears a MAGA cap comes with a U.S. flag. The cute little thing even talks.

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Argus: What would I do with millions?

The Powerball Lottery paid off a huge jackpot winner in Iowa Monday. As the jackpot grows, we all fantasize about what we’d do if we won it.

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Hamilton: Have a traditional Thanksgiving, kill friends and take their land

The Department of Transportation warned Tuesday this year’s Thanksgiving Weekend travel volume will be the heaviest in U.S. history.

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Hamilton: Caravan heading to Canada if Dems don’t win

BEVERLY HILLS--God Bless America, and how’s everybody? President Trump announced Thursday he’s sending fifteen thousand troops to the border to halt the Guatemalan caravan that’s trudging north through Mexico now.

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Hamilton: Scariest costume, smart phone with low battery

West Hollywood hosted the nation’s largest and most festive Halloween Parade on Wednesday with one million revelers strolling on Santa Monica Boulevard.

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Hamilton: Americans enjoy safe underarms

A Brut Cosmetics poll shows Americans take more showers and use more deodorant than any country in the world.

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Hamilton: CNN receives suspicious package that may contain real news

The New York Police announced they will work with the FBI to track down who sent a 10th package made to look like a bomb to Democrats on Thursday.

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Hamilton: Argus wins jackpot, acts worse than Trump

The Washington Post ripped President Trump for calling Stormy Daniels a Horse Face, saying his obnoxious statements and brusque behavior set a bad example.

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Hamilton: Putin and Saudi king order shot, Connery dies

USA Today reported that Americans spent two hundred thirty-four billion dollars last year on alcoholic beverages. Booze gets the party going.

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Argus Hamilton: Trump, only person to get a hooker to pay him

Stormy Daniels’s defamation of character lawsuit against President Trump was dismissed by the federal judge in Manhattan Monday.

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